#11

• Why did the baker rob the bank?
• He needed the dough.

#12

• What do you call a fly with no wings?
• A walk.

#13

The portrait fell down from the wall,
And struck the young man's head.
"A striking likeness!" was just about all,
The rueful punster said.

#14

In Washington D.C., helicopters are often used to monitor the traffic conditions. Frequently jammed is the Francis Scott Key bridge, named after the man who wrote the national anthem. The bridge's traffic problem is notorious; among some, it's known as the Car Strangled Spanner.

#15

• Knock knock.
• Who's there?
• Banana.
• Banana who?
• Knock knock.
• Who's there?
• Banana.
• Banana who?
• Knock knock.
• Who's there?
• Banana.
• Banana who?
• Knock knock.
• Who's there?
• Orange.
• Orange who?
• Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?

#16

• Ask me if I'm a tree.
• Huh?
• Ask me if I'm a tree.
• Are you a tree?
• No.

#17

• Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
• In his sleevies.

#18

• What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
• A hobby horse.

#19

• What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?
• I didn't do it on porpoise.

#20

• Where did the kittens go on a class trip?
• To the meow-seum.