#21

• What did one plate say to the other?
• Lunch is on me.

#22

• What does a cat say when he likes something?
• It's purrrfect.

#23

• What do outlaws eat with their milk?
• Crookies.

#24

• What does a proud computer call his little son?
• A microchip off the old block.

#25

• What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?
• God bless America.

#26

• Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?
• She couldn't raise enough dough.

#27

• Why won't a bike stand up by itself?
• It's two tired.

#28

• What is the clumsiest bee?
• A bumbling bee.

#29

• How do you make anti-freeze?
• Take away her blanket.

#30

• What did the potato ask the cow?
• Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.