#61

• Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?
• Her batteries were dead.

#62

• Knock knock.
• Who's there?
• Boo.
• Boo hoo?
• It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it.

#63

• Why is a train like a stick of gum?
• One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew.

#64

• What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
• A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

#65

• Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital?
• He was assaulted.

#66

Two atoms are talking:

• "Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"
• "Are you sure?"
• "Yes, I'm positive!"

#67

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

#68

• How does a man on a moon get his haircut?
• Eclipse it.

#69

• What did the moron do when he thought he might be dying?
• He went into the living room!

#70

• Why must judges learn to spell well?
• They must follow the letter of the law.