#81

A man is a bus driver on Sesame Street and insists on meeting all of his riders. At the first stop, two overweight women got on the bus; both are named Patty. At the next stop, a mentally challenged boy named Ross got on. At the final stop, a disgusting man named Lester Freeze got on, took off his shoes, and picked at his bunions.

When the bus driver got home, his wife asked him if he met anyone new that day. He said, "Two obese Patties, special Ross; Lester Freeze picks his bunions on a Sesame Street bus."

#82

• Why did the bear run around his bed?
• He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

#83

• What do you call a clock on the moon?
• A lunartick.

#84

• Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?
• To keep from peeling.

#85

A dentist found something wrong with one of his patients. The upper plate that had been put in earlier was corroding. "What have you been eating?" the dentists asked the man.

"All I can think of is that about three months ago my wife made some asparagus and put Hollandaise sauce on it. I loved it so much, I put it on everything now."

"That's the problem," the dentist said, frowning. "Hollandaise sauce contains lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?"

"It's simple. Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

#86

• What do you call a cracked window?
• A pane in the glass.

#87

• Why is a room full of married people empty?
• There isn't a single person in it.

#88

• What do you call Robin Hood's mother?
• Mother Hood.

#89

• What do you call it when you lease false teeth?
• A dental rental.

#90

A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right.