#121

• Why do bees have sticky hair?
• They use honeycombs.

#122

An orchestra is playing Beethoven's 9th Symphony. There is a passage in the middle when, for about 20 minutes, the bass violinists have nothing to do. So they decide to slip out to a bar and drink a few beers. After a while one says, "Hey, we better get going."

But another says, "No, wait. I tied several pages of the conductor's sheet music together, so we'll have a couple of extra minutes while he sorts it out."

So they stay for another round. Finally when they go staggering back to their places. It was the bottom of the ninth, the score was tied, and the bassists were loaded.

#123

• What do turtles do for fun?
• Play hide and shell.

#124

• Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?
• To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

#125

Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they've been for months. Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remaining one says, "Are you ok?" And the other replies, "Olive!"

#126

• Ask me if I have a banana in my ear.
• Do you have a banana in your ear?
• I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

#127

• What do space aliens put on their windows?
• Venutian blinds.

#128

• How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?
• With a pumpkin patch.

#129

• How do you know when the moon is going broke?
• When it's down to its last quarter.

#130

• What do you call a white, poofy space alien?
• Martianmallow.