#91

• What did the sink say to the water faucet?
• You're a real drip.

#92

Said Helvetica Narrow to Helvetica Bold: "Hey, you're just my type."

#93

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his Mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

#94

• Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink?
• He found a leek there.

#95

• What kind of flower grows on your face?
• Tulips.

#96

• Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?
• It couldn't find the right spot.

#97

• What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?
• Rep-tiles.

#98

Once upon a time there were two little skunks named "In" and "Out." They lived in a hollow tree with their mother. Sometime In and Out played outside, but other times they played inside. One day In was out and Out was in. Mother skunk told Out to go out and bring In in. So Out went out and in a few minutes he came in with In.

"My my, Out," she said, "How did you find In so quickly?"

Out just smiled and said, "Instinct."

#99

• What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?
• Shore.

#100

• What has more lives than a cat?
• A frog -- it croaks every night.