#181

Once there was a cubical seed lying in a triangular forest. He buried himself in the spherical earth and went to sleep. Years later, he woke up, discovered what he had become, and exclaimed, "Gee I'm a tree!"

#182

• What do you call a frog with seven legs?
• A seven-legged frog.

#183

• Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Which one was bigger?
• The baby. It was a little Bigger.

#184

My father was from Iceland and my mother was from Cuba. I'm an Ice Cube.

#185

• What's green and has wheels?
• Grass. I lied about the wheels.

#186

A man visited his doctor for a regular checkup. The doctor checked him out and gave him some bad news. "There are two things wrong with you," he said. "You have cancer and Alzheimer's."

"Well," said the man, "at least I don't have cancer."

#187

• I'm hungry.
• Nice to meet you, Hungry!

#188

A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplane crash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far, and they're still digging them up.

#189

A man was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left.

#190

• What cows give each other when they meet?
• A milkshake.