#191

• What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?
• A fuel injected pickle.

#192

• What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
• 'ell if I know.

#193

Did you hear about the human cannonball? First day on the job, he was fired.

#194

• Why did the stoplight turn red?
• You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people.

#195

• Why are cows always broke?
• The farmers milk them dry.

#196

• What do you call a blind dinosaur?
• An Idontthinkhesaurus.

#197

Henry Lang grew up in Kansas, part of the most wealthy and influential family in the area. Everyone around knew of the Langs, and eventually, in gratitude for all that the family had done for the area, the townsfolk erected a huge sign in front of the train station, saying, "Welcome on behalf of the Langs." One day, Henry, now in his forties, returned to the area, and he was shocked to see that the townsfolk had taken down the old Lang sign.

#198

• How are an elephant and a plum the same?
• They're both purple, except for the elephant.

#199

• How does a cow add and subtract?
• With a cowculator.

#200

• Where do books sleep?
• Under their covers.