#441

• Why was the professor cross-eyed?
• Because he couldn't control his pupils!

#442

• What did the tire say to the tire?
• I'm tired!

#443

• What do a telephone and a dog have in common?
• They both have collar ID.

#444

• What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?
• It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

#445

• What did the zero say to the eight?
• Nice belt!

#446

A guy was walking down the street when he noticed a little boy walking around with a piece of steak on his head. So he asked, "Little boy, why do you have a piece of steak on your head?"

"I'm not a boy," the boy answered. "I'm a fork."

#447

• What do a telephone and a dog have in common?
• They both have collar ID.

#448

• What did one coffin say to the other?
• Is that you coughin'?

#449

• What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?
• His smellular phone!

#450

• What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
• I'm bigger than you!