#391

• Did you hear about the robbery at the flower shop?
• It was a violet crime.

#392

• What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?
• He Apollo-gized.

#393

• What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?
• Pencil-in.

#394

• What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill?
• "Here come the elephants up over the hill!"

#395

• What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill while wearing sunglasses?
• Nothing. He did not recognize them.

#396

• What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?
• Profane tanks.

#397

• What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?
• A bow T.I.E.

#398

Just before Thanksgiving, the holding pen was abuzz as Mother Turkey scolded her younger birds. "You turkeys are always into mischief," she gobbled. "If your grandfather could see the things you do, he'd turn over in his gravy."

#399

• How does an elephant climb a tree?
• He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

#400

As I was looking at some apartments I saw a parking area with the sign, "Tenant Parking." But what happens if there are more than ten ants?