#371

• What does one star say to another star when they meet?
• Glad to meteor!

#372

• What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?
• Anything he wants to be called.

#373

• Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?
• Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

#374

• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
• It has great food, but no atmosphere.

#375

• What's green and german?
• Snotzis.

#376

• What did the cow say to the masked robber?
• Moo.

#377

• What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?
• Fred.

#378

• Why did the ox fall down the hill?
• It was an oxident.

#379

• What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?
• I didn't do it on porpoise.

#380

• What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
• A receding hare-line.