#321
- What's the richest kind of air?
- A millionaire.
#322
- What do you call a slow hurricane?
- A slowicane.
#323
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
- To make up for a bad summer.
#324
- What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?
- Five after one.
#325
- Why was the belt thrown in jail?
- He held up a pair of pants.
#326
- What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?
- A pork chop.
#327
- Why did the fly fly?
- Because the spider spied her.
#328
- Why is the letter E like London?
- Because it is the capital of England.
#329
- Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?
- The dime had more cents.
#330
- How do you make a hot dog stand?
- Take away its chair.
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