#291

• What's the best time to go to the dentist?
• At toothhurty.

#292

• What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?
• Straight talk.

#293

• What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?
• I'm sari.

#294

• Where do bees go on their day off?
• To the wax museum.

#295

• What was the picture sent to jail?
• It was framed.

#296

• Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
• Behind the plate.

#297

• Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?
• Because he was a gold fish.

#298

• Why did the girl fall off the swing?
• Because someone threw a piano at her.

#299

• What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?
• Wet feet.

#300

• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
• A stick.