#331

• What's the difference between a moose and an ant?
• A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

#332

• Why are manhole covers round?
• Because manholes are round.

#333

• Why are manhole covers round?
• Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them.

#334

• You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down?
• Pluck a duck.

#335

• How do small people call each other?
• On microphones.

#336

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on deer skin; another slept on elk skin; the third slept on the skin of a hippopotamus. All three became pregnant. Each of the first two had a baby boy. The one who slept on hippo skin had twin boys. This proves that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

#337

• What kind of fish has two knees?
• A tunee fish.

#338

• How do you fix a broken chimp?
• With a monkeywrench.

#339

The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms.

#340

• What's red and not there?
• No tomatoes.