#831

• What does a king do when he burps?
• He issues a royal pardon.

#832

• What happens when two snails fight?
• They slug it out.

#833

• What is hail?
• Hard-boiled rain.

#834

• What's the strongest bird?
• A crane.

#835

• What insect is good at math?
• An account-ant.

#836

• What wobbles as it flies?
• A jelly-copter.

#837

• How did the artist paint a picture?
• Easel-y.

#838

• How did the ghost patch his sheet?
• With a pumpkin patch.

#839

• How do French poodles greet each other?
• Bone-jour.

#840

• How do you catch a squirrel?
• Climb in a tree and act like a nut.