#821
- How does the queen bee get around her hive?
- She's throne.
#822
- What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
- Wait at the buzz stop.
#823
Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy
around here."
#824
- What's the friendliest school?
- Hi school.
#825
- What do you give a dog with a fever?
- Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
#826
- How do you kill a circus?
- Go for the juggler.
#827
- What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
- Justice Fingers.
#828
- What do clouds wear under their clothes?
- Thunderware.
#829
- What's an archeologist?
- Someone whose career is in ruins.
#830
- What does a cat sleep on?
- A caterpillow.
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