#771

• What color is a cheerleader?
• Yeller.

#772

• What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework?
• The aftermath.

#773

• Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?
• Their match wouldn't light.

#774

After a tornado tore through town, thankfully no one was hurt. The trees were stripped bare, though. God breathed a sigh of releaf.

#775

• What kind of guitar did the pool player own?
• A-cue-stick.

#776

• What did one angry garden gnome say to the other one?
• You don't gnome me!

#777

• What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?
• Shark infested mashed potatoes.

#778

• Why did the parasite listen to the clock?
• Because it liked the tick talk.

#779

• What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather?
• An offer you can't understand.

#780

An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something. After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, "You cannot be Sirius!"