#721

• Did you ever hear about the rope joke?
• Skip it.

#722

A man ran into a hospital and yelled, "I have only 59 seconds to live."

The receptionist said, "Just a minute, please."

#723

• How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?
• They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

#724

• What's a good place for water-skiing?
• A sloped lake.

#725

• What do you do with a wombat?
• You play wom with it.

#726

• Why did Thoreau build a house?
• Because he wanted to be walled-in.

#727

• What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?
• Turn Rachmanin off.

#728

• Why are pirates so popular?
• They just arrrr.

#729

• What is Count Dracula's favorite landmark?
• The Vampire State Building.

#730

• What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
• You're too young to smoke.