#681

Did you hear about the stupid tree? What a sap! I mean, what a total knothead! Every time it was asked a question, it was stumped.

#682

Did you hear about the industrious tree? He wanted to branch out, but his efforts yielded no fruit. But the non-industrious tree stuck to its roots.

#683

Did you hear about the three trees? One was scared (it was shaking like a leaf), one was enlightened (it turned over a new leaf), and one was a stalker (it just wouldn't leaf).

#684

Did you hear about the loud tree? It had a lot of bark. It gave another tree a splitting headache. So it took some aspen.

#685

What did you hear about the tree who was in love? He pined everyday.

#686

• What do you call a tree from Tulsa?
• An oakie.

#687

• Where do mentally unstable trees go?
• The insane a-xylem.

#688

• How did the government know that the tree was a communist spy?
• He was a redwood. He was arrested for treeson.

#689

• Did you hear about the incompetent lumberjack?
• He just couldn't cut it, so he was forest fired.

#690

• What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?
• Stem sell research.