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#661

  • Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?
  • Because it had no guts.

#662

  • What do you call a monster snake that works for the government?
  • A civil serpent.

#663

  • What do ghosts like to chew?
  • Boobble gum.

#664

  • What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
  • A bite in shining armour.

#665

  • What is a monster's favourite game?
  • Swallow the leader.

#666

  • What is a 'forum'?
  • Two-um plus two-um.

#667

  • Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?
  • Billy the Squid.

#668

  • What has fifty legs but still can't walk?
  • Half a centipede.

#669

  • How do fleas travel?
  • By itch-hiking.

#670

  • Why did the elephants leave the circus?
  • They were tired of working for peanuts.