#691

• Did you hear about the burned down tree?
• It was ash.

#692

• Did you hear about the imaginary tree?
• It was mapleleaf.

#693

• Have you seen the tree's new car?
• It's a two cedar.

#694

• What did the tree say when it messed up?
• It was an oakcident.

#695

• Why do people rely on Pine trees for flu shots?
• Because they have so many needles.

#696

• What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?
• A book.

#697

• Did you hear about the book about cowardice?
• It had no spine.

#698

I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down.

#699

• Have you read the book about very cold temperatures?
• Not only does it have two covers, it has a jacket.

#700

• Where do books eat dinner?
• At the table of contents.